Humor

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This project is a collection of short stories with philosophical themes, dark humor, expiration of the human condition. It is an experiment. I hope you enjoy. This work will always be marked โ€œcompletedโ€ because each story stands alone and will be posted individually.

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Welcome to Cognito. We're all Monsters here... (A short story that may turn into a full novel at a later time)

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Olivia Kingsley is famous in her town for her delicious food and warm, friendly demeanor in her bakery. She's top dog in town,until rival Eli Mason sets up his bakery just down the street from hers. Olivia is furious and determined to ger rid of Eli, once and for all. But what happens when Olivia starts opening up to Eli and him with her? Crazy antics and some serious chemistry, that's what!

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The New World has been the last peaceful and resourceful country for nearly two hundred years. Or at least that's what they say. Samantha Ivory has been living a boring average life in an old town with lots of history. That is, until the news of a carnival coming to town ignites new excitement. This carnival promises a night of fun for everyone. There are games, promising rewards, and food that no one has ever seen or tasted before. But what if this carnival isn't what it seems to be? And who are these people that have come into her town? Can Sam figure it out before it's too late, or will she get stuck playing a game she never wanted to play?

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แต‚สฐแต‰โฟ สธแต’แต˜ โฟแต‰แต‰แตˆ แต—แต’ หกแต‰แต— แตแต’...แต‡แต‰แถœแตƒแต˜หขแต‰ สฐแต‰ หกแต’แต›แต‰แตˆ สฐแต‰สณ แถ แถฆสณหขแต—..." ๐–ถ๐—๐–พ๐—‡ ๐—Œ๐–บ๐—Œ๐—Œ๐—’ ๐–ฅ๐—‹๐–พ๐—‡๐–ผ๐— -๐–ช๐—ˆ๐—‹๐–พ๐–บ๐—‡ ๐—ƒ๐–พ๐—๐–พ๐—…๐—‹๐—’ ๐–ฝ๐–พ๐—Œ๐—‚๐—€๐—‡๐–พ๐—‹ ๐–ฒ๐–พ๐—ˆ ๐–ญ๐—ˆรฉ๐—†๐—‚๐–พ, ๐–ฟ๐—‚๐—‡๐–ฝ๐—Œ ๐—๐–พ๐—‹๐—Œ๐–พ๐—…๐–ฟ ๐–พ๐—†๐–ป๐—‹๐—ˆ๐—‚๐—…๐–พ๐–ฝ ๐—‚๐—‡ ๐–บ ๐—๐—Ž๐—€-๐–บ-๐—๐–บ๐—‹ ๐—๐—‚๐—๐— ๐—ˆ๐—‡๐–พ ๐—ˆ๐–ฟ ๐–ฒ๐—ˆ๐—Ž๐—๐— ๐–ช๐—ˆ๐—‹๐–พ๐–บ'๐—Œ ๐—†๐—ˆ๐—Œ๐— ๐–พ๐—…๐—‚๐—€๐—‚๐–ป๐—…๐–พ ๐–ป๐–บ๐–ผ๐—๐–พ๐—…๐—ˆ๐—‹๐—Œ. ๐–ง๐—ˆ๐—๐–พ๐—… ๐–ณ๐—’๐–ผ๐—ˆ๐—ˆ๐—‡ ๐–บ๐—‡๐–ฝ ๐–ข๐–ค๐–ฎ, ๐–ฉ๐—Ž๐—‡๐—€ ๐–ฉ๐—‚-๐—Œ๐–พ๐—ˆ๐—„,s๐—๐–พ ๐–ผ๐—ˆ๐—Ž๐—…๐–ฝ๐—‡'๐— ๐–ป๐–พ๐—…๐—‚๐–พ๐—๐–พ ๐—๐–พ๐—‹ ๐—†๐—‚๐—Œ๐–ฟ๐—ˆ๐—‹๐—๐—Ž๐—‡๐–พ ๐—๐—๐–พ๐—‡, ๐–ฝ๐—Ž๐–พ ๐—๐—ˆ ๐–บ ๐—…๐—‚๐—๐—๐—…๐–พ ๐—†๐—‚๐—Œ๐—๐–บ๐—‰, ๐—Œ๐—๐–พ ๐—๐–บ๐—Œ ๐–ฟ๐—ˆ๐—‹๐–ผ๐–พ๐–ฝ ๐—๐—ˆ ๐—๐—ˆ๐—‹๐—„ ๐–บ๐—Œ ๐–บ ๐—†๐–บ๐—‚๐–ฝ ๐—‚๐—‡ ๐—๐—‚๐—Œ ๐—๐—‚๐—€๐—-๐–พ๐—‡๐–ฝ ๐—๐—ˆ๐—๐–พ๐—… ๐–ฝ๐—Ž๐—‹๐—‚๐—‡๐—€ ๐—๐–พ๐—‹ ๐—‰๐—‹๐–พ๐–ผ๐—‚๐—ˆ๐—Ž๐—Œ ๐—๐—ˆ๐—‹๐—„๐—‚๐—‡๐—€ ๐—๐–บ๐–ผ๐–บ๐—๐—‚๐—ˆ๐—‡, ๐—๐—Ž๐—‹๐—‡๐—‚๐—‡๐—€ ๐—๐—๐–พ ๐—๐–บ๐—‡๐–ฝ๐—Œ๐—ˆ๐—†๐–พ ๐–ข๐–ค๐–ฎ'๐—Œ ๐—…๐—‚๐–ฟ๐–พ ๐—‚๐—‡๐—๐—ˆ ๐–บ๐—‡ ๐—Ž๐—‡๐–พ๐—‘๐—‰๐–พ๐–ผ๐—๐–พ๐–ฝ ๐—‹๐—ˆ๐—…๐—…๐–พ๐—‹ ๐–ผ๐—ˆ๐–บ๐—Œ๐—๐–พ๐—‹ ๐—‹๐—‚๐–ฝ๐–พ. ๐–ถ๐—๐—ˆ ๐—๐—‚๐—…๐—… ๐—‰๐—‹๐–พ๐—๐–บ๐—‚๐—… ๐—‚๐—‡ ๐—๐—๐–พ ๐—๐–บ๐—‹ ๐—ˆ๐–ฟ ๐—…๐—ˆ๐—๐–พ? ๐–ค๐—Œ๐—‰๐–พ๐–ผ๐—‚๐–บ๐—…๐—…๐—’ ๐—๐—๐–พ๐—‡ ๐—๐—‚๐—Œ ๐–ป๐–พ๐–บ๐—Ž๐—๐—‚๐–ฟ๐—Ž๐—… ๐—…๐—ˆ๐—‡๐—€-๐—๐–พ๐—‹๐—† ๐—€๐—‚๐—‹๐—…๐–ฟ๐—‹๐—‚๐–พ๐—‡๐–ฝ, ๐–ฉ๐–พ๐—Œ๐—Œ๐—‚๐–ผ๐–บ ๐—‹๐–พ๐—๐—Ž๐—‹๐—‡๐—Œ ๐–ป๐–บ๐–ผ๐—„ ๐—‚๐—‡๐—๐—ˆ ๐—๐—‚๐—Œ ๐–บ๐—‹๐—†๐—Œ.

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Welcome to Seacrest, where the residents have an average height of six-feet-why-are-we-still-counting inches. In this town, wolves howl in the dark of the woods every night, singing their songs of love and loss. Enter Alex Kavanaugh. She's your average teenager who is definitely not emo anymore (survey says that was a LIE), so what happens when her shopaholic mom from hell remarries and moves her to the small town where things are not so normal? The residents treat her like she's special when she's obviously an alien cosplaying a normal teenager, her four year old stepsister is obsessed with wolves and her illegally attractive jerk of a step brother hates her because he thinks she's a gold-digger, or a witch- or both. To top it all off she's started to fantasize about kissing him, a whole lot! Meanwhile her best friend Karma is left in Satin Ridge to figure out why her little sister Kaitlyn was so obsessed with the school's resident fuckboy, Ashton Fuller and even though she already has a boyfriend, she starts to develop an unhealthy obsession of her own in the form of Tyler Parish, the emo boy she never noticedโ€”who rudely squeezes himself into the picture. The rumors say that Tyler is an undead vampire and the more Karma notices him, the more she wants to find out if those rumors are true. Besides, it couldn't hurt to go on one totally platonic date with your friendly neighborhood vampire. Right?

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Sarah Kennedy's life has fallen to pieces. Her family is broken, she's growing apart from her only friend, and it's been a while since she's stopped dreaming about anything better. She embarks on a trip to Latin America, joining a retreat she hopes will mend her dwindling friendship and escape her miserable day-to-day life. Bad turns to worse, and her hopes are shattered when she is kidnapped by a cartel. While her life is miraculously spared, she's kept captive by a daunting and narcissistic drug lord, Pablo. As his obsession with her grows, so do his favors and promises. Sarah soon finds herself in a gilded cage, living a life more lavish than anything she's ever imagined. But all that glitters isn't gold, and this luxury has a price. If Sarah wants to escape the violent, treacherous, and cocaine-fueled world of cartels, she'll have to fight the demons that keep her captive, as well as the monsters in her head, armed with nothing but a dry sense of humor and a fragile strength. But as she and Pablo both know- it's a long journey home when you don't have any home to go to.